How To Get My Lyrics For Free

1. You must live in Florida and within Thirty Minutes of Ft. Lauderdale.

2. You must be able to play an instrument.

3. You must be a committed musician and interested in starting a band.

4. If you are already in a band your band must be in need of a vocalist or a rhythm guitarist.

5. You have to know how to give me directions to a place to reherse.

6. Email me and let me know you want to start a band.

Ok, now, to be nice, I'm gonna say hey to all the important people.
Ames- PopI and I have come to the conclusion that the burn on my arm IS your fault, but I guess the scar will remind me what happens when I don't listen to my dear car and hold back anyway.
Chief- What can I say bro, Gz was great while it lasted. What's with people movin' all the time man, first it's me to Florida and now you to Mississippi, That SUCKS.
Vikki- I let you get a copy of a song for free and I never hear from you again, I think I'm gonna hafta press charges and make you pay for that copy!
Stephy- Smile for once!
Steven- When you learn Anestesia let me know.
Noelle- Slipknot better look out, you are going to take the lead singer's place anyday now
Matt- Does selling my copyrights make me a sellout?
Lisa- Since I never hear from Vikki, make sure she finds out that if she doesn't start talking to me again I'm gonna ask for that copy of that song she printed out back!
Davun- Thanks for the inspiration man, without you, I never would have had faith in myself, rest in peace bro.
Mrs. Williamson- Thanks for believing in me when I didn't believe in myself.
Mrs. Parker- Yeah, I may have been arrogant at times, but when was I wrong?
1-3-P- Hope your band makes it dude, but my version of Cyanide Dreams will always kick your version's posterior sphincter!
Bekah- One day I will best Eddy, one day....
If you aren't on the list than you obviously don't talk to me enough or I don't have an issue with you at the moment.

Peace to all.